I've got one night with a Charger Hellcat

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04/29/2015 at 14:22 • Filed to: None

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What should I do with it? I have it on hand for one night to shoot a video about how evil this thing is. What should a Hellcat video have? It’s on public roads so we can’t do a top speed run or anything but burnouts and full-throttle pulls are all fair game. What should a Hellcat video contain?

I’ll be heading out to a decaying urban location in Toronto to shoot this thing and I can’t wait to make a kick-ass video here.


DISCUSSION (33)


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
04/29/2015 at 14:23

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Keep it


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
04/29/2015 at 14:24

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Give some kids rides & video their expression. Hook them on cars with it.


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > For Sweden
04/29/2015 at 14:25

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I couldn’t own something that fast. I would become uninsurable so damn fast haha


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > RallyWrench
04/29/2015 at 14:26

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I like this idea. Time to find some of those Recaro baby seats!


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
04/29/2015 at 14:26

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Go to a drag strip.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
04/29/2015 at 14:28

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What T fritch said. If not than burnouts...many many burnouts!!


Kinja'd!!! ACESandEIGHTS > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
04/29/2015 at 14:28

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YEAH, ROUNDHOUSE KICK A FORD RIGHT IN THE %&*$# MOUTH!


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
04/29/2015 at 14:29

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No can do, sadly. Can’t take press cars to race tracks without a ton of legal hassles.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
04/29/2015 at 14:32

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Everyone does burnouts, so you should hypermile it.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
04/29/2015 at 14:32

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Or do some sick jumps.


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
04/29/2015 at 14:33

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Find an empty parking lot/whatever

Sign your name in burnout (or just draw a penis)

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Kinja'd!!! Haimatox > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
04/29/2015 at 14:34

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Tell us how you got a hold of a Hellcat for a day?


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > Haimatox
04/29/2015 at 14:36

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I shoot videos for Driving.ca, comes with the job haha


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
04/29/2015 at 14:37

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GET OFF OPPO AND DRIVE MAN! DRIVE!


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
04/29/2015 at 14:41

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Do the opposite of everyone - hypermill it.

See how high you can get the MPGs

lol


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > ACESandEIGHTS
04/29/2015 at 14:41

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?

What does ford, or the chevy you posted have to do with anything here?


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
04/29/2015 at 14:48

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esp. in Toronto


Kinja'd!!! Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
04/29/2015 at 14:53

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A brief portion of this video needs to include you, or another person, staring at it drooling. A la Homer Simpson.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
04/29/2015 at 14:53

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Burnouts up and down Browns Line in front of the plant

Tow-off against a Cummins Ram


Kinja'd!!! nermal > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
04/29/2015 at 14:56

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“Roundhouse kick a Ford right in the $#^! mouth!” = Drift a round-a-bout.

Relevant given the original question.


Kinja'd!!! Jacques L' Autre > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
04/29/2015 at 15:08

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Recreating the intro to Drive is the obvious choice here. The Hellcat is clearly a much better getaway car than a lowly Impala.


Kinja'd!!! Jacques L' Autre > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
04/29/2015 at 15:08

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Recreating the intro to Drive is the obvious choice here. The Hellcat is clearly a much better getaway car than a lowly Impala.


Kinja'd!!! Jacques L' Autre > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
04/29/2015 at 15:08

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Recreating the intro to Drive is the obvious choice here. The Hellcat is clearly a much better getaway car than a lowly Impala.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
04/29/2015 at 15:18

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See how fast it’ll go in reverse. Also, if it’ll do 55mph in 1st.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
04/29/2015 at 15:21

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It’s what the cameraman says at the end of the video.


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > Tohru
04/29/2015 at 15:28

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These are the questions that no other publication has addressed! I’ll get on it


Kinja'd!!! Scary__goongala! > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
04/29/2015 at 15:39

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Return it painted orange with a rebel flag painted on top.


Kinja'd!!! nafsucof > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
04/29/2015 at 16:06

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200mph


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
04/29/2015 at 16:29

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Reverse burnout?


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
04/29/2015 at 16:39

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ahh. What about seeing how good it is a hauling kids? It is a family sedan, after all.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
04/29/2015 at 17:49

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Combine the two for some sweet Rockford action.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Tohru
04/30/2015 at 10:43

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Alright, just don’t get the relevance to the question...


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
04/30/2015 at 10:50

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He wanted him to drift the Hellcat around a roundabout a couple times.